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Royal Couple Stood Where 'Rocky XXX' Scenes Were Shot

Will be co-released in September from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play, and according to Ryder, is expected to be one of the year’s biggest blockbuster porn movies and possibly one of the top five of all time, but he allowed that “an early coronation of this type was not expected.”

Indeed, as if to throw us off the Royal scent, so to speak, Ryder added, “Apparently the royal entourage and our scouting team came to the same conclusion that the Kohler Street and Ceres Avenue section of LA is as crappy as they come and would make fantastic backdrops for each of our unique needs.”

But was it really a coincidence? Clever Ryder is suspiciously circumspect on the subject.

“The duke and the duchess on their first visit as newlyweds to America needed a nasty urban location to show that they care about the underprivileged and we needed a filthy location where we could drive the camera vehicle down the middle of the street and urinate on the sidewalk without upsetting anybody,” said the 2010 director of the year. “Hey it was really hot that day and we were drinking a lot of water to stay hydrated.”

Do tell.

In the Rocky XXX PG movie trailer, one can see the dutiful Adrian, played lovingly by Andy San Dimas, and the sweetly pugnacious Rocky Balboa, played wonderfully by Anthony Rosano (pictured), getting ready for his big boxing match with Apollo Creed, as he trains vigorously running through the downtrodden neglected neighborhood, as he attempts to escape a mundane world and seek redemptive glory. 

In the television news clips from the royal couple’s skid row visit, on the other hand, one is treated to the beautiful Duchess of Cambridge and the handsome Duke of Cambridge as they mingle with the common folk before fleeing the decaying warehouse district in much the same way Rocky attempted to escape his own decaying destiny, but in a bullet proof black SUV with police sharpshooters lining adjacent rooftops.    

The Royal couple and their entourage, sensing the crack-infested and shopping cart-littered streets were dangerous, made a quick dash to a safer part of town before rushing to the airport to board a comfy flight back to merry England.